Bathroom Babbles

I'm trying to make a much better effort of writing little things down, here is a funny one :)
Carter, 01/08 3 1/2 Yrs.

Carter was moving his eyes all around in a funny way and asked if I could do that too. I said, “No I can’t do that right now because I’m wearing my contacts.”

He says “Yeah, you just wear different eyes than me. Why do you wear those eyes?”

“I wear my contacts because my eyes don’t work as good as your eyes do and I don’t see as good as you do. But when I put my contacts in my eyes work as good as yours and I can see just as good as you do.”

He says to me, “Yeah, my eyes work really good because I ate carrots and you didn’t.” Even though I know he knows I ate my carrots too, I forget about it and tell him, “Its good you ate your carrots. I’m older than you and maybe when you get older your eyes won’t work as good either and you’ll have to wear contacts too.”

“Yeah, you’re old, huh?”

“Yes, honey. Now get off the toilet and lets wash our hands.” ....Oh, the conversations that go on while wiping.